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I have to wait in the car until Ulta opens

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:42:54 -0400

I have to wait in the car until Ulta opens

someone down the street just yelled “WHO LEFT MY CAR UNLOCKED?” and opened up the trunk...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:39:01 -0400

someone down the street just yelled “WHO LEFT MY CAR UNLOCKED?” and opened up the trunk and let a sleeping woman out of her car while yelling “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE”

artbloggreatjob: Henri Matisse - Moraccan Garden, c. 1912

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:16:30 -0400

artbloggreatjob:

Henri Matisse - Moraccan Garden, c. 1912

everets: release the wiener. give it life

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:59:33 -0400

everets:

release the wiener. give it life

SLIM PICKINGS OVER ON THE QUEER SIDE OF OKCUPID

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:17:14 -0400

SLIM PICKINGS OVER ON THE QUEER SIDE OF OKCUPID

would you like them in a house? would you like them with a mouse? would you FUCK a GOAT?

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:48 -0400

would you like them in a house? would you like them with a mouse? would you FUCK a GOAT?

amandajas: jimmy marble

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:07:59 -0400

amandajas:

jimmy marble

aucuneurl: VIA _OROMA

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:52:08 -0400

aucuneurl:

VIA _OROMA

sierra and i connect

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:04:03 -0400

sierra and i connect

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:13:12 -0400

there’s a girl on my strange addiction who is Addicted to her stuffed lamb like she feels a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:13:35 -0400

there’s a girl on my strange addiction who is Addicted to her stuffed lamb like she feels a spiritual connection to this stuffed lamb and brings it everywhere and i soooo get it

steamedcrab: so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:50:03 -0400

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

i cant do okcupid omfg i can’t do this. so far i’ve gotten matched up with a 22 year old...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:40:54 -0400

i cant do okcupid omfg i can’t do this. so far i’ve gotten matched up with a 22 year old dad and someone who is allergic to the sun.

veruca-slut: a giant penis idk

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:27:44 -0400

veruca-slut:

a giant penis idk

crewnex: I think this basketball commentator on TNT just said something about double...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:08:21 -0400

crewnex:

I think this basketball commentator on TNT just said something about double penetration

duty calls

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Fri, 17 May 2013 02:06:07 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:57:30 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:56:32 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:56:19 -0400

Detail from St. Catherine of Alexandria

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:47:11 -0400

Detail from St. Catherine of Alexandria