February 2012
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nachos are natures miracle food
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i had a dream that someone on here had developed a thing for the donkey kong games and kept reblogging things about them all the time, so i whined to sierra about it and said “THATS MY THING!!! HE CAN’T LIKE THAT, THAT’S MINE!!!” and started crying. but i don’t care if you like the donkey kong games, just as long as i always get to be diddy kong.
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heeey piggy piggy. whoa, how many breakfasts you have this mornin, huh? ahhhyyou look like a big atom bomb.
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my mom has a little yorkie named wilson and i don’t like him because he’s very rude but i do like him in a way because it’s nice to have a little minion. i like walking up the stairs and yelling out “come along, wilson” and he follows me.
CRACK was inVENTED and dISTRIBUTED…to INTENTIONALLY DESTROy the BLACK commUNITY
writingifuckinglike:
Walker by Alice Walker
When I no longer have your heart I will not request your body your presence or even your polite conversation. I will go away to a far country separated from you by the sea - on which I cannot walk - and refrain even from sending letters describing my pain.
i baked a loaf of bread and now i’m playing a really fun game. the game is called “how many pieces of bread can i literally inhale before i choke to death?” only i can play and only i can win.
gonatusonyx asked: Who's your favorite movie villain?
seventhbrother asked: what's the best song to listen to after a breakup and what color nail polish do you refuse to wear?
this cat has its head right on my vagina. get out of here. he keeps trying to attack my thighs. i’m going to fucking crack your neck like a little walnut in another second here.
i’ve been watching this guy play through A Link to the Past and i’m on part 12 right now and over time it’s very easy to see this guy lose his fucking mind. at the beginning his commentary made a lot of sense and was very helpful to people who wanted to play through this game but now he’s completely and totally insane. he’s making link hold a hammer and smash things...
gonatusonyx asked: Beep beep, kiss me you horrible thing.
soMEONE on toontown sang the adventure time theme song to me and then said “sorry if i’m being mean, i mean i have depression :P”
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
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cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or...
“When I said I wasn’t with another girl
the January after we fell in love for...”
– Jon Sands, A Working List of Things I Will Never Tell You
Still kills me.
(via holdonmagnolia)
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watching supernatural with a bunch of 2 week old kittens is literally just the collective screams of baby cats and then me shushing them and saying “he’s being possessed by a demon, but you’d know that if you’d fucking shut up” over the moans and groans of sam and dean winchester getting their asses kicked
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