the emergency kitkat combined with the lack of good tires and shocks on my car has made me sick
did you know that im *deep voice* in my second trimester
I have had the flu for 2 weeks 🗿
Saying “urban” is just them trying their hardest not to say black. Like it would just fucking kill them to admit that black culture has a direct influence high fashion. Calling these looks urban is not the same as crediting black people. It’s nothing more them doing linguistic gymnasts to completely erase black people from black culture.
as the official court jester of flavortown, i
im tired of you f*ckers being rude to guy fieri. he tries so hard. he is my friend.
my male ego is so fragile that I can’t go get my nails cut
this dude on shark tanks idea is “hammer and nails: nail salons for men” because he felt alienated when he went to a nail salon and everyone was a woman. shut the f*ck