the emergency kitkat combined with the lack of good tires and shocks on my car has made me sick

did you know that im *deep voice* in my second trimester 


me when i see the blue bell gallon cartons of ice cream on sale for 4.99 at food city

this dudes a sexy freak 

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"Ellen Reads Her Chinese Viewers’ Names"


Ellen mispronounces Chinese people’s names and she and her audience laugh at them cuz it’s racistly funny apparently



Ellen uses “American” interchangeably with “English”, as in, the language.

At 2:30: "This one, they didn’t even try to do American, this is just Chinese."

The comments are turned off on this video, but how was this even cleared to be aired?? Fuck you Ellen. This isn’t the first time you’ve been racist on your show.

This is why you weaboos/koreaboos/white ppl CANNOT give yourself a “japanese” or "korean" or "chinese" name for yourself (or any name from a language and culture that’s not your own). Whites take our names as jokes and we’re mocked for it in real life and in the media. 


We’re constantly othered, demeaned, and fetishized. Trash like you butcher our names and turn them into racist caricatures.

Our names are precious and beautiful and meaningful in ways you can’t begin to understand. Our names are carefully crafted together by our parents/family.

You trash don’t deserve to utter our names. Fuck you.

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Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 

September 28th

seriously what the fucking fuck

I have had the flu for 2 weeks 🗿

Saying “urban” is just them trying their hardest not to say black. Like it would just fucking kill them to admit that black culture has a direct influence high fashion. Calling these looks urban is not the same as crediting black people. It’s nothing more them doing linguistic gymnasts to completely erase black people from black culture.



Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?

September 28th

The arrest of political dissidents

as the official court jester of flavortown, i 

im tired of you f*ckers being rude to guy fieri. he tries so hard. he is my friend. 


big gay bird

murder me


big gay bird

murder me

my male ego is so fragile that I can’t go get my nails cut

this dude on shark tanks idea is “hammer and nails: nail salons for men” because he felt alienated when he went to a nail salon and everyone was a woman. shut the f*ck

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